what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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