just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Its about making memories worth repressing
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Randomize
