I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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