quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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