Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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