it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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