I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
there's paper in my vomit.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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