It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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