you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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