So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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