It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
These tits shall not be calmed
I would fuck him just for his dog
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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