Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Randomize
