Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
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