before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
