...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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