if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
My Higher Power is John Stamos
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
How does one acquire holy water?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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