It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Randomize
