I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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