4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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