Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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