Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
