So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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