Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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