You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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