Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Buhtt sex?
well you can't waste a boner
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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