you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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