At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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