best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
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