doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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