That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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