Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
He better not be in your backpack
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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