she woke up with a sticky ear
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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