I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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