sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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