You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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