The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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