u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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