I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Fuck appropriateness.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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