sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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