I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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