There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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