I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
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