Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I just found puke in my bra..
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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