She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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