Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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