is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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