i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
