ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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