omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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