I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
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