Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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