matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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