yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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