My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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