You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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